What If?

What if? Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-what if?

Everybody wonders what if?

Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-what if?

What if a lion comes to our door?

We'll feed it candy till it can't eat any more

What if little monkeys invade our house?

We'll dress 'em in tuxedos and play Mozart and Strauss

What if muddy piglets come into my room?

We'll wash the mud off and spray them with perfume

What if a polar bear follows me home?

We'll fill the house with ice and then we'll leave it alone

What if? Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-what if?

Everybody wonders what if?

Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa-what if?

What if some crows try to come inside?

We'll move all the furniture so they can fly

What if the basement is full of worms?

We'll truck in dirt and wait to take our turn

What if a bear walks through our gate?

We'll hide till winter and it hibernates

What if a snake crawls under my bed?

We'll make a tiny pillow for his tiny head, I know that

Every day in every way the world is the kind of place

Where everything and anything goes

The snake you saw might be long and sure it's here inside this song

But it also might be garden hose

If you have fears don't shed a tear I know it's odd and I know it's weird

When the planet seems random and strange

If it's moving to fast you can always ask

And I will take the time to explain

What if?

Everybody wonders what if?

Everybody wonders what if?