Obscene Phone Caller

Hello?

Who is this?

Obscene phone caller, oh-oh-oh

I get home, knocked out after work

That's when my telephone goes berserk

How can I unwind or get some rest

Receiving sick phone calls from a lonely pest?

Oh, find someone else to bother

Mister or miss obscene phone caller

Why do you get off breathing on the phone?

Obscene phone caller, leave me alone

Why did you have to pick me out of all the people in the directory?

I don't know what's going through your mind

But these naughty phone calls are a waste of time

I must have my number changed

Or trace these calls from whence they came

If Alexander Bell were alive today

Would he want the telephone to be used this way?

Oh, find someone else to bother

Mister or miss obscene phone caller

Why do you get off breathing on the phone?

Obscene phone caller, leave me alone

Listen here

I don't understand why you're calling me, you know?

I don't know who you are

You know, you call me every day, you breathe on the phone

Just let me know if you're a girl or something, maybe I'd talk to you

But you know, you don't say anything but

Oh, find someone else to bother (obscene phone caller)

Mister or miss obscene phone caller

Why do you get off breathing on the phone? (Obscene phone caller)

Obscene phone caller, leave me alone

Oh

Obscene phone caller (whoa-oh-oh)

Find someone else to bother (obscene phone caller)

Mister or miss obscene phone caller

You dirty little nasty twit!