Slushy Mushy Christmas

I hope you have a sidewalk Shoveled out real nice I hope you have a gutter That isn't full of ice I hope you have a mother Who doesn't make a fuss I hope you have a Monday That doesn't make you cuss Have a slushy mushy Christmas Have a gushy brand new year Have a plate of almond cookies And a cup of Everclear Have a slushy mushy Christmas You're a bagel with a schmear Have a slushy mushy Christmas And a gushy brand new year I hope you have a present Underneath some type of tree I hope you have a moment To snuggle next to me I hope you have a carton Of Stewart's eggnog cream A sprinkling of nutmeg To warm your winter dream Have a slushy mushy Christmas Have a gushy brand new year Have a plate of almond cookies And a cup of Everclear Have a slushy mushy Christmas You're a bagel with a schmear Have a slushy mushy Christmas And a gushy brand new year But what if you slip on the sidewalk? What if you you're angry at friends? What if your free subscription Tragically ends? What if there's coal in your stocking? And the pipes freeze down below You try to fix but make it worse And stub your mistletoe Then I will give you bear hugs In armfuls all day long And here's a brand new radio To play your favorite song And we will have a slushy and a Mushy Christmas day Our lushy year to follow We are gonna slay