Jeff

9:45

A Friday Night

I'm by myself in my apartment

And I'm feeling alright

A little depressed, but mostly alright

I call my sponsor

I kill a bug

I pour some Gordons into my World's Best Best Man mug

Oh, how I love a novelty mug

I look out my window

To admire the view

Of the window right across

That you can see right through

I cross my shaking fingers

As the moment nears

Then a light switches on

And she appears

Naked Caucasian Girl

I do not know your name

Naked Caucasian Girl

I like you just the same

She walks around

Totally free

You can tell that she's got guts, she struts so effortlessly

Delicately

She's so different from me

I duck down quickly

Come up a drip

I don't want her to think that I'm some perve with some voyeuristic trip

No, no, no

I take another sip

I promise I'm not looking out of carnal frustration

It's more I'm just observing rapt in admiration

Oh, Naked Caucasian Girl

I know you're so pristine

Naked Caucasian Girl

You make me feel so clean

Naked Caucasian Girl

Please show me what to do

Naked Caucasian Girl

Wish I was just like you

Ooh, wish I was just like you

Leave my apartment

I walk across the street

I count the floors up to her window

Think it's time that we meet

Wait, how'd I even get on the street

Sneak in the building

Attempt the stairs

A couple couples see me fall all over

But none of 'em cares

No, nobody cares

Reach my destination, the Eleventh Floor

After a bit of trial and error I arrive at her door

I knock, I'm hopin'

I hear a lock and it's open

Frightened Caucasian Girl

I'm looking at her face

I push into her place

I go to the window

Looking out and what do I see?

Myself just staring back at me

Naked Caucasian Girl

I wonder what you think

Naked Caucasian Girl

As I step off the brink

Oh, naked Caucasian Girl

You'll never know my name

Naked Caucasian Girl

Your life will be the same

But I am not the same

But I am not the same