CAN of POOP, Pt. 1 (feat. Stykki Syyx & Yung Skitl)

Can of poop, can of poop, can of poop, can of poop

Can of poop, can of poop, can of poop, can of poop

The fecal sensation that's been sweeping the nation

Tell all of your friends, tell all your relations

Limited time offer, supplies are being depleted

It's the number one product that you didn't know you needed

It's a miraculous, multi-purpose modern invention

It's a decoration guaranteed to get your houseguests' attention

It's a perfume for both women and men

Use it as a fertilizer, your plants will grow again

It attracts exotic flies, if you need some new friends

So go right ahead, take your shopping cart

Right down the aisle that smells like a fart

And buy a can of poop

Buy a can of poop, can of poop, can of poop, can of poop

Bought it brand new, straight from Cancún

Just spent a hundred bands on some canned poo

I sold my Rolls-Royce so I could buy it in stock

Then I'll rub it on my face, then I'll rub it on my chest

Cause it is my favorite product, that felt really good

I'd sell my firstborn child cause it's just that good

Yes I would, yes I would, that magic

Can of poop boutta make a humble man brag

This can of poop boutta wreak that fecal matter havoc

Make me wanna rap boutta how you really gotta have it

Screw that bullcrap, help me, give me some of that

Some of, some of that, some of, some of that

Can of poop, can of poop, can of poop, can of poop

Can of poop, can of poop, can of poop, can of poop

Yesterday I bought a can of poop

I passed that thing around my whole friend group

We all took turns sniffing it and taking in that pleasant, calming aroma

I found myself running back to the store

Cause I really just wanted some more

I've been feeling like a big shot, just tossing it out

This can of feces got me so much clout

So go buy your own at a low, low price

And I tell you, you'll be in paradise

And my life will be so much more granting

Cause this can of poop has got me chanting

Can of poop, can of poop, can of poop, can of poop

Can of poop, can of poop, can of poop, can of poop