drunk at dinner

I was already out, yeah She asked me "Are we meeting up?" And I don't wanna go, nah, nah Unless she's gonna keep me up Ooh, I say "I'm really glad you called" But in reality I'm burned out I'll meet her anywhere she wants But it's not going very It's not going very far, no, no, no Can she tell I sleep on couches? Soon enough she'll call me out, yeah Swipe the bill soon as I sit down, yeah I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you Only way I open up, I know it's not what you would do Now I'm on a first date having second thoughts, yeah How'd I have a mid-life when I'm twenty-two, and And I just decided that I'm done with making any plans I don't wanna talk to nobody that I met on the apps You told all your friends "I think he's really cute" But I got drunk at dinner now there's two of you, yeah I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you A psych major and she comes from money I can tell she's gonna hate my place A good girl and she thinks I'm funny But it's not enough to make her stay And yeah, I just almost dropped my whole advance at Trader Joe's I'm the definition of easy come, easy go I spend my money when you told me I should save it all (You know I'm never gonna save it all) I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you Only way I open up, I know it's not what you would do Now I'm on a first date having second thoughts, yeah How'd I have a mid-life when I'm twenty-two, and And I just decided that I'm done with making any plans I don't wanna talk to nobody that I met on the apps You told all your friends "I think he's really cute" But I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you, yeah I got drunk at dinner now there's two of you Only way I open up, I know it's not what you would do Now I'm on a first date having second thoughts, yeah How'd I have a mid-life when I'm twenty-two, and And I just decided that I'm done with making any plans I don't wanna talk to nobody that I met on the apps You told all your friends "I think he's really cute" But I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you, yeah I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you I got drunk at dinner, now there's two of you