If I Was a Man

They say you always hurt the ones you love

Well you must love me a lot

You think you're a big man, well Mr.

Let me tell you you're not

If pushing and shoving Is your kind of loving

I've had all the love I can stand

You're an overgrown baby and I am a lady

And you ain't much of a man

If I was a man I'd knock the hell out of you

I'd knock your socks off and teach you a lesson or two

I'd cut you down to size, hit you between the eyes

So hard that your brown eyes turn blue

If I was a man I'd knock the hell out of you

The last time you told me this wouldn't happen again...liar

It wasn't the first time but this time is the last time my friend

The best way to lose me is to use and abuse me

Thinking that I'll hang around

I've had enough of your kind of love

And you don't live me worth a damn

Yeah..

If I was a man I'd knock the hell out of you

I'd knock your socks off and teach you a lesson or two

I'd cut you down to size, hit you between the eyes

So hard that your brown eyes turn blue

If I was a man I'd knock the hell out of you

I'd kick you between the thighs

Hit you between the eyes

So hard that your brown eyes turn blue

If I was a man I'd knock the hell out of you