Oh, we're off, we're off, we're off in a motor car
60 bobbies are after us and we don't know where we are
Oh, we're off, we're off, we're off in a motor car
60 bobbies are after us and we don't know where we are
I was standing on the corner eating apple pie
A policeman asked for a skinny bit, so I poked him in the eye
He went and told me mother, me mother wouldn't come
I went and got a lollipop and stuck it up his bum
Oh, we're off, we're off, we're off in a motor car
60 bobbies are after us and we don't know where we are
Oh, we're off, we're off, we're off in a motor car
60 bobbies are after us and we don't know where we are
Night were dark and stormy, rain fell down in lumps
Tram was on its journey from Hollywood to Mumps
A dog ran in the tram lines, the driver rang his bell
Dog didn't here the signal, so he's on his way to Halifax
We're off, we're off, we're off in a motor car
60 bobbies are after us, and we don't know where we are
Oh, we're off, we're off, we're off in a motor car
60 bobbies are after us and we don't know where we are
Me father was an hero, his bravery made me blush
They were given free beer up at t' Roebuck
And me dad got killed in the crush
Oh, we're off, we're off, we're off in a motor car
60 bobbies are after us and we don't know where we are
Oh, we're off, we're off, we're off in a motor car
60 bobbies are after us and we don't know where we are
Beavers bulldogs sittin' on a wall
Sellin' horse muck penny a ball
