Just a Trailer

I'm just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint Get me all dolled up but that ain't gonna change I could, but really couldn't even if I wanted to You could teach a dog how to meow But he's still gonna chase the postman down I am what I am and I ain't what I ain't Yeah when you get down to it at the end of the day I'm just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint My feet hurt from these high heels I miss the way my Levi's feel And there ain't a beer In this whole damn place Coming here was a big mistake If it ain't redneck I can't translate I tried but boy this ain't the way I was made Cause I'm just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint Get me all dolled up but that ain't gonna change I could, but really couldn't even if I wanted to You could teach a dog how to meow But he's still gonna chase the postman down I am what I am and I ain't what I ain't Yeah when you get down to it at the end of the day I'm just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint They're serving up what they call pate And it tastes like something I can't say Round the high up, high class, fancy kind of folk I think it's time that we ditch this joint And hop to the middle of a neon storm Hitch a ride to the Idle on Music Row Cause I'm just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint Get me all dolled up but that ain't gonna change I could, but really couldn't even if I wanted to You could teach a dog how to meow But he's still gonna chase the postman down I am what I am and I ain't what I ain't Yeah when you get down to it at the end of the day I'm just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint Yeah I'll trade 5th Avenue for Nascar any day Cause I'm just a trailer with a fresh coat of paint