Drag Is Expensive

Well, let me tell you, brother, drag is expensive

You know it don't run cheap to be excessive

You gotta spend that coin

And cover up that groin, girl

Money comes and goes

And then we steal the show

Drag is expensive

Who needs money when we got the look?

Crunch a couple numbers, get me off the hook

The bank is calling, but I look so rich

It takes a lot of money to run this bitch

Oh, oh, oh

Drag is expensive

Oh, oh, oh

Drag is expensive

You know, I've been doing this for years and Mister Lipschitz says all of these expenses can be written off

Who's Mister Lipschitz?

He's Dolly's uncle's second cousin's accountant friend

Uh, bitch, he dead

Oh my god, I'm so sorry

Let me tell you, honey, drag is expensive

But from head to toe, it's an investment

My world is fabulous

It's diva-fantaculous

It's worth the glossy lips

And all the padded hips

Drag is expensive

Woah, who needs money when we've got the look?

A little bit of plastic and that's all it took

I may be shallow and my pockets ain't deep

It takes mucho dinero to look this cheap

Oh, oh, oh

Drag is expensive

Oh, oh, oh

Drag is expensive

Okay, but you do understand that there's no way you're going to make rent this month, right?

Well, that's why the good Lord done made sugar daddies, okay?

Hallelujah

Take a good look, handsome, this mug is flawless

And these leather boots, no, they ain't from no Payless

My closet is designer

I sign checks with eyeliner

Rent is three months late

I'm still eating steaks

Drag is expensive

Who needs money when we got the look?

Cooking fried chicken, man, I'm cooking the books

Nobody tells me how to spend my cash

It takes a lot of money to get this ass

Oh, oh, oh

Drag is expensive

Oh, oh, oh

Drag is expensive

Look, you need to stop this routine right now and take a look at these numbers

You know, Tom, you are being such a, a

A drag

Wow, good one, girl

Well, let me tell you, brother, drag is expensive

You let your budget go, do you even know what overhead is?

You gotta save that coin, you gotta bring more bread in

Money comes and goes until you end up broke

With all the cash you owe, you're gonna sink this boat

And the numbers show, you owe—

Well, that doesn't look so bad

Uh, move your thumb

Oh

Oh, oh, oh

Drag is expensive

Oh, oh, oh

Drag is expensive

Oh, oh, oh

Don't say I didn't warn you

Oh, oh, oh

Some people never learn

Oh, oh, oh

Drag is expensive