Drinkin' and Drivin'

Five dollars worth of regular

Three dollars worth of wine

Just hand me a road map

Show me the state line

I got the blues on my bumper

Lord, I gotta leave 'em behind

Yeah, I'm gonna drink and drive

That woman right off of my mind

She bought a ticket for Texas

Left me late last night

I got a ticket this morning for a DUI

10-4, ten dollars is my very last dime

I'm gonna take it and drink and drive

That woman right off of my mind

Breaker, breaker, this is heartache

Now hear me loud and clear

I got a memory on my tailgate

Hey-hey, and old Smokey's on my rear

I'm gonna chase my headlights

'Til I can drink me blind

I'm gonna be drinkin' and drivin'

That woman right off of my mind

Hey, that's on, do it

She took my grandma's picture

And everything I had

I'm half tanked on misery

I've never felt so bad

My walls are filled with nothin'

I can't face 'em tonight

So I'm a-gonna keep drinkin' and drivin'

That woman right off of my mind

Breaker, breaker, this is heartache

Now hear me loud and clear

I got a memory on my tailgate

Lord, and old Smokey's on my rear

I'm gonna chase my headlights

'Til I can drink me blind

I'm gonna be drinkin' and drivin'

That woman right off of my mind

I'm gonna be drinkin' and drivin'

That woman right off of my mind

I'll keep on drivin', honey