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Terrible Tudors, Gorgeous Georgians Slimy Stuarts, Vile Victorians Woeful Wars, Ferocious Fights Dingy Castles, Daring Knights Horrors that defy description Cut-throat Celts, Awful Egyptians Vicious Vikings, Cruel Crime Punishments from ancient times Romans: rotten, rank and ruthless Cavemen, savage, fearsome, toothless Groovy Greeks, Brainy Sages Mean and Measly Middle Ages Gory stories, we do that And your host, a talking rat The past is no longer a mystery Welcome to Horrible Histories