The Jester

Simmer down ladies and gentlemen, Simmer down please And everything we stand on And everything we stand for Is rather unstable right now So I think I'll kill some time And have you done medium rare But I think I'll tease my palette with some crudités Just to prepare You see we've had a Joker in the pack now for quite some time So I reckon it's just about time we roast this swine Ahhh This is a crock of shit I refuse to be fed So knuckle down and use your head Cut it sunshine burn it up you ponce Then knock me up a dish with some vol-au-vents Ha Ha! Now I think we should take a leaf from the Romans' book (burn it up burn it up) Now I think we should take a leaf from the Romans' book (burn it up burn it up) Lets throw it up and start again Lets throw it up and start again Shoo! Nicely does it now... Steady... Hold... Hold... (Target Locked) Cop a load of this one Oh yeah! Oh that was great My compliments to the chef I'm very satisfied Do you know what I'll be sure to dine here again Fine cuisine Stuffed cheeks were very agreeable All in all a splendid spread