Christmas Is Cancelled

Christmas is cancelled, and that's alright with me No indoor gatherings, due to Covid-19 Christmas is cancelled, this year we're free We'll say hi on Zoom, forget about the tree Christmas is cancelled We'll have less stress from driving, we'll relax like never before We'll skip shopping and wrapping presents Let Amazon bring 'em to the door Christmas is cancelled, we're stocked up with food and TP We told Trump he was fired, that's all the glee I need Christmas is cancelled We've celebrated your birthday Jesus, for over two thousand years We need a second coming in two thousand twenty-one To stop the dying, the fears and the tears Maybe Christ is made up, like the news on the Fox channel Our country's getting' bluer And that's better than getting dismantled Christmas is cancelled, and it's going to be okay We won't lose hope, we'll get a vaccine someday Till then enjoy a break from all the usual holiday hassles Christmas is cancelled