Wedding Farts

Congratulations Mr Farts you're getting married!

Today is the day I fart down the aisle

While family and friends fart, cry and smile

My bride is so beautiful, her farts sound like bells

They ring and ring oh I love how it smells

Welcome to my farty wedding

Welcome every guest

Where farts are made of kisses

Even the wedding dress

My friends have farted all the way

From all around the world

To watch me fart and unite in love

With this special girl

I'm so nervous, as I say my vowels

I am farting so fast

The minister says, you can fart with the bride

We're to love farts at last

Welcome to my farty wedding

Welcome every guest

Where farts are made of kisses

Even the wedding dress