My Pet Monster

King Koan or King Kong nigga I spit strong All you rappers can get gone swing on my ding doing Eyes something like ching chong Ring the fuckin alarm imma set it a blaze nigga amazing Grace, when I blow through ya face Displace time And I knew you didn't want it the moment you heard me rhyme, Homey While you playing i go ape like I'm a Saiyan And get to spraying the city with lyrics that cause mayhem "No one could ever slay him" he running amuck Constantly killing these rappers I ain't giving a fuck It's a problem I'm in ya city corrupting every committee Committed to making it gritty for you to ever get busy, I'm grizzly With this wordplay nigga ya heard me I might have died once but then I rose on the 3rd day Koan I stay bringing the drama to where ya mama live Run up in the house and break up all her pictures of Obama nem Then give that bitch a kiss cause yo moms a hell of a lady And run up in y'all kitchen to kidnap the king cake baby I'm fuckin crazy At least that's what the doctor told me She also said my soul was dead so Y'all could never hold me. You niggas lyrics is weak and you beat down Imma monster while you sweet and petite like a street clown Take a seat now The master imma teach you a lesson How to spit it with intent using the proper aggression My styles wretched suckas claiming they got it but can't spit it I do a cartwheel up in NOMA and destroy like 20 exhibits Light a Jeffrey and flip out the moment after I hit it And realize that wasn't a toilet the moment after I shitted Oh well, take an ambulance I'm headed back to uptown Up in Tipitinas trippinI knocked the whole banana down In a Drunken blind fury I scurry across the street To the Rouses to take a nap on top of the ground meat Woke up and I'm still trippin in front of Mchardy's chicken At a party with teddy Cantrell and Arthur hardy On the naughty list consistently pissing off all authority If I ain't the dopest nigga I'm better than the majority Wait I'm sorry, I do that shit over and over Ever since them angels left there's only devils on my shoulders That's how I know I did It couldn't have been an imposter And in case you didn't know Koan's a mutha fuckin monster.