The Hero of My Story (Comfortable Doug)

This is the story of comfortable Doug-- Hero of his own life, rhyme, and verse, and Now... he can talk about himself in the third person. Come forth, and give love To Com-for-ta-ble Doug. That's me... When I look back upon the story of my life, I find I'm not a hero, I'm the best supporting actor! (Actor!) I never found a husband, or a wife, Never found nothing to love Or something to go after. (After) My life, it was no fairytale As a night guard in the moletaur jail. (Jail...) But then, I came above ground To feel the sun. And I won the sash in Johnny Teatime's Be Best Competition. I can't return to prison life With the earthworms, and the bugs. I'm the hero of my story now, I'm Comfortable Doug! I'm Comfortable Doug, Comfortable Doug. I'm Comfortable, Comfortable, Comfortable Doug. I'm Comfortable Doug, Comfortable Doug. I'm Comfortable, Comfortable, Comfortable Doug. Yes... You know... I've always been called "Comfortable Doug" Because... That's my name. But recently I Became Comfortable Doug. And I want to share, with you all That... YOU could be comfortable as well. Just ask the Glitter Cats. Glitter Cats? (Yes?) Are you comfortable? (Yes. We're comfortable) (What are THEY doing here?! Doug, we're trying to have some alone time With Horse, before--) Or just ask... Sunfish Merguy! Sunfish Merguy? (Yeah?) Are you comfortable? (Yeah, fairly comfortable, thanks) Or just ask... Jebbery, Jebbery, I know life is hard As a vege-table, But are you comfor-table? (I'm not a vegetable; I'm a tree. And I'm NOT comfortable! I'm cold) Well, if you had a jacket? You would be, otherwise? ...Ok, look, don't get weird on me With "details", My point is, none of us are comfortable Until we are ALL comfortable. And I'm Comfortable Comfortable Comfortable Doug. I'm Comfortable Doug, Comfortable Doug. I'm Comfortable Comfortable Comfortable Doug, Yeah! (That is one real banger, Comfortable Douglas)