Ain't That a Bitch

Up in smoke you've lost another lover

As you take a hit off your last cigarette

Strung out, burnt out, yeah

You're down on your luck and you don't give a huh

Till the best part of you starts to twitch

Ain't that a bitch

Freak out, I'm alone now

I feel just like I'm losing my mind

'Cause love is like the right dress

On the wrong girl

You never know what you're gonna find

You think you're high and fine as wine

Then you wind up like a dog in a ditch

'Cause love is like the wrong turn

On a cold night, yeah

Ain't that a bitch

Oh, ain't that a bitch

In a daze, in the throes of emotion

You see God in the Devil's eyes

Then you fall so far from grace

You wouldn't know a kiss if it was on your face

You can tell it to the jury but you ain't got no case

Freak out, I'm alone now

I feel just like I'm losing my mind

'Cause love is like the right dress

On the wrong girl

You never know what you're gonna find

The gal was fine as calamine

But not enough to scratch a seven you itch

'Cause love is like the last licks

Outta Hendrix, yeah

Ain't that a bitch

Ain't that a bitch

Then you feel so out of place

Licking up the arsenic from the same old lace

You know the stuff is poison but you gotta have to taste, you gotta

Freak out, I'm alone now

I feel just like I'm losing my mind

'Cause love is like the right dress

On the wrong girl

You never know what you're gonna find

You think you're hot and fine as wine

Then you wind up with your face in the ditch

'Cause love is like the a warm gun

On a cold night, yeah

Ain't that a bitch

Ain't that a bitch