Benign Fire in a Small Room

It was the same Routine and There was nothing unusual Nothing untoward and you will laugh At me when I confess there's a mess That I struggle to suppress I'm on fire I'm on fire In this burning room Oh yes I'm on fire but I think it will go out soon Well there were points And panic There was mumbling rumbling All around the water cooler I'd have had it In control without all Of them fixing up a fuss And now my ears are burning Just like the desk is burning No doubt the smoke's alarming Who's it harming? Try to keep cool Cause it's all by the by I'm on fire I'm on fire In this burning room Take what action you require but I think you should know I'm on fire I'm on fire In this burning room It appears that I'm on fire but I think it will go out Soon It's just a minor affliction, I wouldn't pay it any mind if I were you Despite the general depiction It's just a small room As it burns Don't affirm the crime It's benign I'm unharmed It's just a small room you can silence the alarm But I'm on fire I'm on fire In this burning room Just a body upon a pyre but I think you should know I'm on fire I'm on fire In this burning room I'll admit that I'm on fire but I hope it will go out soon