Anything Goes in Florida

Hello Lakeland Y'all ready to rock in the Sunshine State They got rednecks wrestling' pythons They got drunk girls goin' wild Party with margaritavillers And serial killers While you watch a gator eat a child They proudly lead the nation In public masturbation They're jerkin' off all over the place Forget the Key lime pie Let's get a bath salt high And much on a stranger's fa-a-ace Because anything goes in Florida Come on down and do your worst Snort a rail off a dolphin Naked and a-golfin' Chances are you won't be the first Dom' anything, anywhere Any time in FLA They got meth labs and magic kingdoms Titty bars and the KKK And when shit goes down You can stand your ground And blow your neighbor away Because anything goes in Florida Baby, let the good times roll If there's a law, you can duck it If you catch it, you can fuck it It's America's glory hole Talkin' anything, anywhere Any night and any day In FLA