Old Town Saturday Night

Must've took a hammer right to the dome

'Cause my ears are still ringin' from the night before

And I ain't got a clue about the why or where and how

Why did I wake up on the bathroom floor?

Where the hell was I seven hours ago?

How in the world did I make it home from the bar?

From what I do recall, it was a pretty tame night

The gang and I were out havin' a time

We were mindin' our own, but aimed to have ourselves a ball

Till some guy named Joe and his friend named Paul

Had to make a big fuss over a game of 8-ball

And the very next thing you know, we had ourselves a brawl

Must be an old town Saturday night

You can hear the buzz of the neon lights

It's a daddy's girl and frat bro paradise

Swear on high, I wasn't lookin' for a fight

But it found me waitin' in the bathroom line

Reckon it must be an old town Saturday night

I don't remember much after the fact

The guy named Joe, he packed a mighty hard crack

See, I came to and back to the barroom floor

Well, they ran off and then we got drunk

It ain't the first time I been sucker punched

I guess I had it comin', I oughta learn to bite my tongue

It's nights like these, Lord, that get me tired

Of being twenty-something and filled with piss and fire

And startin' to feel like I've outgrown this town

It's mornings like this on a bathroom floor

That make me wanna swear off alcohol

And you can bet I ain't ever goin' to Rec Room again

Must be an old town Saturday night

You can hear the buzz of the neon lights

It's a daddy's girl and frat bro paradise

Swear on high, I wasn't lookin' for a fight

But it found me waitin' in the bathroom line

Reckon it must be an old town Saturday night

Must be an old town Saturday night

You can hear the buzz of the neon lights

It's a daddy's girl and frat bro paradise

Swear on high, I wasn't lookin' for a fight

But it found me waitin' in the bathroom line

Reckon it must be an old town Saturday night