Two Kinds of Trouble

I was born smarter than most into this world of disarray

I was told to listen to all the dumb shit people say

But I dug wisdom from my own well and I never had a moment of doubt

I worded a thesis at six years old that had the world all figured out, it goes

Women, men

That's two kinds of trouble

Enemies, friends

Just two kinds of trouble

I never walked a single step in nobody else's shoes

And I never really talked to people 'cause that's time you can't afford to lose

Every word somebody spoke was the dumbest I ever heard

I'll keep stickin' to what I know and tell the truth about the world, it goes

Cops, police

Just two kinds of trouble

Robbers, thieves

Two kinds of trouble

Boats, planes

Just two kinds of trouble

Norwegians and Danes, yeah

Just two kinds of trouble

That's two kinds of trouble

That's two kinds of trouble

That's two kinds of trouble

Just two kinds of trouble

Some say philosophy, I say great if you're unsure

Just a bunch of circular reasoning bordering on the obscure

Others merely scratch the surface, I can really penetrate

I'll serve up a stew so simple and pure, no room for debate, 'cause I know

Two kinds of trouble

Just two kinds of trouble

Work, play

Two kinds of trouble

Night, day

Two kinds of trouble

One thing, another thing

Just two kinds of trouble

Anything and everything

Two kinds of trouble