Bad Date

They said the day we got together We'd fall in love like birds of a feather And that we'd have lots to share All that happened was me screwing up I accidentally touched her bra cup Lighting my cigarette, I accidentally set fire to her hair I guess what I said had a lot to do with it She said I'm crazy and she said I smelled like shit I tried to kiss her and I got bit I guess I'm not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid) I guess I'm not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid) I guess I'm not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid) I guess I'm not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid) We went out to eat I sneezed in her food She punched me in the face and called me rude I thought the evening was going great I spilled her drink, I ripped her dress I accidentally grabbed her breast Elbowed her in the face trying to clean up my own mess I guess what I said had a lot to do with it She said I'm crazy and she said I smelled like shit I tried to kiss her and I got bit I guess I'm not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid) I guess, I guess I'm not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid) I guess, I guess I'm not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid) I guess, I guess I'm not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid) I guess I'm not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid) I guess, I guess I'm not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid) I guess, I guess I'm not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid) I guess, I guess I'm not getting laid (I guess I'm not getting laid)