Life Is Dumb

I tried to pick up my snus box but then it fell on the floor

I spent my last pound on chips so now i cant buy anymore

I put a pretty dress on but somehow my life's still a bore

Of course I drink pornstar martinis

Yes, I know I'm a whore

I know I'm a whore

Going through my shopping list while I have somebody inside

Pasta, pesto, whatever alcohol a fiver can buy

You say you miss me at 3 a.m. but you don't have the right

I like to think that I'm hard but I've never been in a fight

Dumb

Life is dumb

I'm so young

I'm so fun

Hey sexy bar man, sexy door man, sexy take-away guy

I'm craving male validation so you could come back to mine

It only takes a bit of boredom to be catching my eye

I wake up in the morning to find that my standards are low

I'm a sexy sexist feminist bitch don't get me wrong

I think she's lovely but trash talking her tastes like I belong

I hate my best friend tonight cause she's looking fit

(BING BONG)

And when I told her she said "thank you" and showed me her new thong

Dumb

Life is dumb

I'm so young

I'm so fun

Dumb

Life is dumb

I'm so young

I'm so fun

I tried to pick up my snus box but then it fell on the floor

I spent my last pound on chips so now i cant buy anymore

I put a pretty dress on but somehow my life's still a bore

Of course I drink pornstar martinis

Yes, I know I'm a whore