Sniffer's Row

Well, my woman done left me Took everything but the piggy bank So I busted it open and I folded up all the ones Then I drove my old Chevy Down to that place off the interstate Where the dirty old men pretend that they're havin' fun So I'm sittin' down here on sniffer's row Catchin' me a whiff of that camel toe See some B's and D's and a couple c-section scars There's a DJ playin' bad rock 'n' roll Pussy juice drippin' down the stripper's pole Life is lonely when you're sittin' on sniffer's row I'm glad I got my old seat back Maybe I'll even hit the buffet line They got a a few new girls but the bouncer still knows my name Man, it's really good to be back Even with this broken heart of mine I gotta sit this close 'cause my baby's so far away So I'm sittin' down here on sniffer's row Catchin' me a whiff of that camel toe See some B's and D's and a couple c-section scars There's a DJ playin bad rock 'n' roll Pussy juice drippin' down the stripper's pole Life is lonely when you're sittin' on sniffer's row Sniffer's row Sniffer's row Where you can see a tampon string hangin' out a coochie hole Sniffer's row Sniffer's row What's the point of goin' if you can't feel the queef wind blow? If you wanna find me I'll be sittin' on sniffer's row