Steve’s Going to London

Steve's going to London

Shawn's stuck in a suit

Tom sleeps on his best friend's lawn

Like every other afternoon

Steve's going to London

Dan peed in the pool

Tom fell for his best friend's Mom

But what the hell you gonna do?

Hey, hey, look around, look around, wouldn't it be nice for someone to miss ya?

Hey, hey, funny how all the things that you used to like, now they depress ya

While you try to find some meaning in your life before you're gone

There's a song that don't mean anything at all

And it sounds like

Steve's going to London

Shawn's stuck in a suit

Tom sleeps on his best friend's lawn

Like every other afternoon

Steve's going to London

Dan peed in the pool

Tom fell for his best friend's Mom

But what the hell you gonna, what the hell you gonna do?

Hey-hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey-hey

Hey, hey, look around, look around, wouldn't it be nice to see me on TV?

I'd dress to the nines with a smile, and you'd probably think that that was the real me

While you try to find some meaning in your life before you die

Here's a bunch of random shit to waste your time

And it sounds like

Steve's going to London

Shawn's stuck in a suit

Tom sleeps on his best friend's lawn

Like every other afternoon

Steve's going to London

Dan peed in the pool

Tom fell for his best friend's Mom

But what the hell you gonna, what the hell you gonna do?

What the hell you gonna do?

Hey-hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey-hey, hey-hey-hey-hey

I try hard to write a cool song

So I start with something simple like trying to put my shoes on

Now something kinda clicked, 'cause you relate a bit

But no one's gonna care about a shoe song

I try hard to write a cool song

But I gotta make it matter, so maybe I'll throw the news on

Could I relate the shoes to 2022

Or maybe an election down in Tucson?

I try throwing something cool on

So I'm listening to Kendrick and playing the Swimming Pool song

Oh, why did I do that? 'Cause now I hate my track

I'm quite aware I'll never write a cool song

But who really needs a cool song?

There're so many better melodies, why do you need a new one?

So stop writing a song about writing a song

You're losing their attention, buddy, move on

Steve's going to London

What the hell?

Shawn's stuck in a suit

Tom sleeps on his best friend's lawn

Like every other afternoon

Steve's going to London

Dan peed in the pool

Tom fell for his best friend's Mom

But what the hell you gonna, what the hell you gonna do?

What the hell you gonna do?

What the hell you gonna do?

Steve's going to London

Steve's going to London

Steve's going to London

Steve's going to London...

I know, I know, I know