DUI Song

Well I really don’t know why but I sorta fucked up guys

cause I got a DUI.

See I’d gotten in my car to go to the titty bar

but I never got that far.

It seems that I could not keep between the lines

though I thought I did just fine.

Maybe I should’ve tried to call some of you guys

to find myself a ride.

Well if I were someone else, I’d do this for myself,

put the drinking on a shelf.

But it’s always so much fun going on a liquor run,

not sure what else I could’ve done.

I guess I don’t know why I didn’t catch a ride,

it really was so blind.

Well, it doesn’t matter now. No more driving I can vow.

I’ve got no license anyhow.

And with the state of my car, well it doesn’t travel far.