I'd Rather Be Me

So your best friend screwed you over

Acted nice when she not nice

Well, I have some advice

'Cause it's happened to me twice

Here's my secret strategy

It always works because

The world doesn't end

It just feels like it does

Just raise your right finger

And solemnly swear

"Whatever they say about me

I don't care"

I won't twist in knots to join your game

I will say, "You make me mad"

And if you treat me bad

I'll say, "You're bad"

If I eat alone from this moment on

That's just what I'll do

'Cause I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me, I'd rather be me than be with you

We're supposed to all be ladies and be nurturing and care

Is that really fair?

Boys get to fight, we have to share

Here's the way that that turns out

We always understand

How to slap someone down with our underhand

So here's my right finger

To how girls should behave

'Cause sometimes, what's meant to break you

Makes you brave

So I will not act all innocent

I won't fake apologize

Let's just fight and then make up

Not tell these lies

Let's call our damage even

Clean the slate till it's like new

It's a new life for me

Where I'd rather be me, I'd rather be me than be with you

I'll say, "No"

No

I'll say, "Knock it off with your notes and your rules and your games"

And those sycophants who follow you

I'll remember all their names

And when they drag you down

Like they inevitably do

I will not laugh along with them

And approve their palace coup 'cause that's not me

I don't need their good opinions

I've got plenty of opinions

Every asshole has opinions, but

It doesn't make 'em true

What's true is being me

And I'd rather be me, I'd rather be me than be with you

So raise them high

'Cause playing nice and shy

Is insulting my IQ

I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me than be with you

I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me than be with you

I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me

I'd rather be me than be with you