A Nice Thing To Do

He tapped you on the shoulder of your shiny Italian suit

And you looked at him like he was made of mud

He paid you a compliment and then you brushed him off of you

And he stood there studying the ballroom rug

You should be careful who you treat like that at a party

What if your castle ever crumbles under you?

You never know, someday he might be somebody

And if not, it's still not a nice thing to do

More power to you and that watch you got on your wrist

Pinky up on your gin martini

You're the kind of guy that needs a pseudonym on hotel guest lists

And maybe to you being rude don't seem too unseemly but

You should be careful who you treat like that at a party

What if your castle ever crumbles under you?

You never know, someday he might be somebody

And if not, it's still not a nice thing to

Do, do, ooh

Do, do, ooh

And you wouldn't remember but we've met before

Good to see you, thanks for leaving my name at the door

The last time that we talked you made me feel as small as

Well, that guy over there messing with his lapel

You should be careful who you treat like that at a party

What if your castle ever crumbles under you?

You never know, someday he might be somebody

And if not, it's still not a nice thing to

Do, do, ooh (A nice thing to do)

Do, do, ooh