Lithuanian Ambulance Ride

The paramedic didn't speak any English

But she made it perfectly clear

I had to get to the hospital

My condition was severe

All I had on was the hotel bathrobe

I felt so vulnerable

She pulled out a hypodermic needle

It got more uncomfortable

I asked what she just gave me

She said some syllables

Which just made me more helpless

I felt so despicable

You don't want to take

A Lithuanian ambulance ride

Don't make my mistake

The night I almost died

The shot didn't make things better

But her clothes they seemed to glow

Wheeled me through the hotel lobby

With the concierge in tow

You don't want to take

A Lithuanian ambulance ride

Don't make my mistake

The night I almost died

The siren remained silent

While I whimpered like a child

I wished we would drive faster

Why wouldn't the driver smile?

Was I in real trouble?

Had I become infectious?

Zigging through the traffic on

Gedimino Prospektas

You don't want to take

A Lithuanian ambulance ride

Don't make my mistake

The night I almost died