Excuse My French

I don't know what you must be on

You walked in like the Aga Khan

Did you fly in on a jet? Win a million-dollar bet

So let me get my good shoes on

I wanna follow in the same old steps (Oh)

Where you waltz around like you're the best (Oh)

Where your garden blooms in May, but it's snowing every day

'Cause you have everything you want

You must be (You must be)

The Houdini in my life

But you can't see (You can't see)

I could never be your wife

'Cause I'm still a lady, no, I'm not some wench

That postponed your life, I'm not on that fence

Your routine is faded, boy I could use a wrench

I know my words won't tell me, please excuse my French

Today, you think you're Errol Flynn

Sharin' stories where you think you've been (Where you've been)

Your style must be cramped, without a passport stamp

Can't you see the twister that you're in? (I'm in a twister)

Why drown inside a sea of words

You're goin' under, now you won't get hurt

So just give it a rest, this time your more is less

You're goin' solo in this dream

You must be (You must be)

The Houdini in my life (The Houdini in my life)

But you can't see (You can't see)

I could never be your wife

'Cause I'm still a lady, no, I'm not some wench

That postponed your life, I'm not on that fence

Your routine is faded, boy, I could use a wrench

I know my words won't tell me, please excuse my French