Dog at a Human Party

I’m a dog at a human, I’m a dog at a human party, I’m a dog at a human party I’m a dog. I’m a dog (repeat)

An obedient bitch is something I ain’t I like to mingle and stay up late

My owner’s cute but she’s kind of a pain ,I like to play dead when it’s time to train

I love to watch her clean up my poop, she never gets it all in one fell swoop

I might be a mut but I know some tricks, Scooby Doobie Doo had fleas and ticks

It’s a dog eat dog world but I’m always hungover Instead of beer pong I should have played red rover

I hate when she makes me where this cone , it makes it hard to pick up my bone

Beggin’ strips, sausages, I’ve got addictions Humping legs is another affliction

Can you blame I’m hanging with yuppies, I’m turning into one sick puppy

I’m a dog at a human, I’m a dog at a human party, I’m a dog at a human party I’m a dog. I’m a dog I’m a dog at a human, I’m a dog at a human party, I’m a dog at a human party I’m a dog. I’m a dog

I’m hanging with Snoop at the barking lot. Hope nobody sees us poking smot

Cujo, Lassie, Brian Griffin , I’m a canine who’s always riffin’

Don’t come close when I’m digging my hole, put some whiskey in my water bowl

No need to call Cesar Milan , I’m a bad ass bitch and I got it going on

I’m a dog at a human, I’m a dog at a human party, I’m a dog at a human party I’m a dog. I’m a dog

I’m a dog at a human, I’m a dog at a human party, I’m a dog at a human party. I’m a dog. I’m a dog

Where’s the weed at, where's the whiskey at, where's the acid at, where's the mushrooms at?

Where’ the bitches at, Where's the party at ,I’m a dog. I’m a dog.

Where’s the weed at, Where’s the smoke at, Where’s the beer at, Where’s the music at Where’s the party at, Where’s the hotties at ?

I’m a dog. I’m a dog at a human party eh eh eh eh....ay ay ay ay At a human party eh eh eh eh .....ay ay ay ay I’m a dog. I’m a dog, ruff !