I met your friends at the bar last night

I think the round of limoncello won 'em over

I said we're perfect hell, we hardly ever fight

I told 'em you're a queen I'm just a lucky joker

Things are going great

Yeah, we communicate

Loving you is easier than ever

I pray you never go

There's something you should know

I hope you stay forever 'cause

If you ever leave me, girl, I'll get a face tattoo

Steal a truck, end up on the 6 o'clock news

If you say goodbye, hell, I'll dye my hair, crash your birthday party in my underwear

Hey, I hope you never have to see the day

But if you ever walk away, well

Everybody you know, everybody I know's gonna know you fell in love with a psycho

I met your mom, your dad, I met your older brother

Even your bestie says we're perfect for each other

They say they love me, and they think that I'm the best

They think they know me, but they don't know me as your ex 'cause

If you ever leave me, girl, I'll get a face tattoo

Steal a truck, end up on the 6 o'clock news

If you say goodbye, hell, I'll dye my hair, crash your birthday party in my underwear

Hey, I hope you never have to see the day

But if you ever walk away, well

Everybody you know, everybody I know's gonna know you fell in love with a psycho

If you ever leave me, if you ever say goodbye, I'll make the world say, why'd you ever fuck with that guy?

Why'd you ever fuck with that guy?

If you ever leave me, girl, I'll get a face tattoo

Steal a truck, end up on the 6 o'clock news

If you say goodbye, hell, I'll dye my hair, crash your birthday party in my underwear

Hey, I hope you never have to see the day

But if you ever walk away, well

Everybody you know, everybody I know's gonna know you fell in love with a psycho