Thank God for Cigarettes

I count lovers I left

Instead of sheep

Most every night when I can't fall asleep

There's Doggystyle Danny and Lazy Louise

I draw the line at your brother

Don't count the ones who left me

Swore I'd kick when I turned thirty-five

But I'm getting real close and I'm still at this dive

So, thank God for cigarettes, it's the least he could do

My American Spirit lasts longer than you

My man Winston, he satisfies me too

My mama's Marlboro Lights were my first love anywho

So thank God for cigarettes, it's the least he could do

We've been going steady since I was sixteen

They're with me when I lose

They celebrate my wins

And there's nothing better than smoking in the car

Once you're gone

I won't roll the windows down at all

Yeah, yeah, I know I should quit

So, I'll pull over, you hop out at this exit

Thank God for cigarettes, it's the least he could do

My American Spirit lasts longer than you

My man Winston, he satisfies me too

My mama's Marlboro Lights were my first love anywho

So thank God for cigarettes, it's the least he could do

Thank God for cigarettes

Thank God for cigarettes

It's the least he could do