Ever since The day he shit his pants he acts like such an asshole

Or maybe he was just an asshole all along

But every now and then he comes around like he's some fucking rockstar

But if he didn't then we would not have this song

He doesn't show up for band practice because he's got more important things to do

Well heres a little message Dylan

(fuck you)

This is what happens when you don't show up for practice 

This is what it sounds like without your impressive lead guitar riffs

This is the product of a gimmick driven punk band

This is what you get when you blow us off and leave us high and dry

Just another Saturday, another Saturday

And Dylan doesn't wanna play

He only wants to stay home

This is what happens when you don't show up for practice

This is the sound of my dick in my hand, when you fail to arrive

This is what happens when you don't show up for practice

This is what you get when you leave us hanging and waste all of our time