Dan Marino

My daddy saw Dan Marino

At a Harris Teeter

In South Carolina

By the shore

He hustled his balls

And looked at a cereal box

He did not see his face

Brady's has replaced

Tom Brady's has replaced

But I think big Dan will be alright

For he's a hall of famer

The next day we saw dolphins

From a friend of ours boat

From a friend of ours boat

We saw dolphins

From our friends boat