McFlurry

Music for the masses

I’m out classed here mate

in-between the 'taches

and splash out on shit

I’d better get a penny-farthing

and Marvelous Marvin

Slam-Dunk with a concrete record deal

it’s bound to sink

under the blue rule

where the cuts make people stink

"You smell."

People look like emails

white smiles

shut down shops

couldn’t walk the paper trails

an' in-house fightin'

gets the Tom, Dick and Harry smilin'

Boris Johnson and the Cheeky Girls

shut down the Underground

so it’s back to orgies on the buses

"Drop us a fiver mate."

"No worries."

One pound twenty-nine on shag-all

McFlurrys

McFlurrys

McFlurrys

McFlurrys

I’m gonna wee in a basin

unleash an horrible lookin' vampire like James Mason

clip the ticket

the clip-it tick-tick

now let me through the fuckin' gate ya boring tit

what’s wrong with this

it’s all too much

Wobble wobble wobble

I get out of it

Wobble wobble wobble

I get out of it

Wobble wobble wobble

I get out of it

McFlurry

McFlurry

McFlurry

McFlurry

I got a Brit Award

I got a Brit Award

I got a Brit Award

I got a Brit Award

No surrender

No surrender

Animal

five-day bender