Misunderstood

When you saw me in the kitchen with Rose

You must have thought that I was way too close

When we were standing there to cut your birthday cake

But it's all misunderstood

When I was sitting on the sofa with Lizzy

What did you think when I was whispering

And laughing with my secretary Lizzy

But it's all misunderstood

Then of course there is Nigella

Did you know that it is spelled with double L

So N. I. G. E. L. L. A, that's Nigella

But no it's all misunderstood

About the lipstick, well that's from Kim

She accidentally mistook the shirt

You gave to me for her napkin

No, it's all misunderstood!

Who is Scarlett, oh that Scarlett

No, I really never touched her breast

Ok I might have touched her breast a little

But it's all misunderstood

Have you spoken to your sister?

Well I fully disagree her little johnny looks like me

Oh it's all misunderstood