Someday When I'm Old

Someday when I'm old

I'll pull up to the store

And park wherever the hell I want to

I'll buy a box of MoonPies

Flirt with the cashier

Yeah, like I was still twenty-two

I'll bitch about eighteen dollars

For a gallon of gas

Down at the Texaco

Someday when I'm old

Yeah, someday when I'm old

I'll keep chewing gum in my front pocket

And cold Dr. Pepper in the fridge

I'll let my daughter get mad

Say I'm ruining their supper

When I give that stuff to my grandkids

I'll realize that some things

They just don't matter

And how fast it all goes

Someday when I'm old

The clock just starts ticking

On the day that you're born

And no matter how much time you get

You always want more

Someday when I'm old

I'll be the only one

That remembers you young and beautiful

Your dark hair falling on that pillowcase

And all the secrets we shared

All the love that we made

And I'll hold on to those precious moments

Like pieces of gold

Someday when I'm old

Mmm, mmm