King of Tobaccoville

I used to play some ball back in the day

That makes me the mayor of all that I survey

So if you see me come sit down

And I’ll order us a round

Then I’ll drink my fill

And you can pay the bill

‘cause I’m the king of King Tobaccoville

I don’t mean to boast but my woman’s fine

I love her but we fight all the time

‘cause she says my small town schemes

Don’t jibe with metropolitain dreams

Now sit down, baby, just keep still

You’re hitched to the king of King Tobaccoville

I don’t mean to brag but I know everything

I’ve forgotten more than you could ever hope to bring

So if you see me getting high

You can stop or walk on by

But you’ll kiss my ring

And you’ll fill my till

And spare me your judgement if you will

Don’t forget that I’m the king of King Tobaccoville

I’m the king of King Tobaccoville