Picture Me

You'll tell your jokes but she won't get it right away

And all your drives will be silent won't know what to say

When you ask what she thinks about climate change

She won't have anything but clouds all up in her brain

(She won't have anything but clouds all up in her brain)

But she's pretty and cool and she's blonde

Just like me with tattoos oh my god

She'll last maybe two weeks before you you cut her off

You'll picture me instead

When there's a new girl in your bed

Yeah you can just pretend

I'm not the one thing in your head

When you bring her out to dinner to meet all the guys

She won't fit in like I did to nobody's surprise

You'll get annoyed by her voice but you won't get why

You'll keep searching but it's me that you can't seem to find

But she's pretty and cool and she's blonde

Just like me with tattoos oh my god

You'll go for look-a-likes but they won't get you off

You'll picture me instead

When there's a new girl in your bed

Yeah you can just pretend

I'm not the one thing in your head

The thought of me is turning you on

Oh yeah I'm hitting the spot

Second best ain't gonna get you to the end

You're crawling on your knees and

You're begging and you're pleading

Cause these girls can't ever give you what you're needing

You'll picture me instead

When there's a new girl in your bed

Yeah you can just pretend

I'm not the one thing in your head

The thought of me is turning you on

Oh yeah I'm hitting the spot

Second best ain't gonna get you to the end

You can picture me instead