Redneck Rich

Upper middle poor ridin\' on my 97 Lawnborghini

Got a chicken wire screen door with a hole

For my dog to run out when she sees me

I’m a truck fund baby through and through

I might have a clean pair o’ jeans or two

Sittin\' pretty on my high rise in a pine tree

I don’t drive a brand new truck

And I just don’t give enough

Of my paycheck to the church when I make it in

If I had it then I would

But there’s no money in my blood

Just a love for my country and my kin

My barn doors open up to a pond

And a 20 acre tobacco farm

I’m backwoods big pimpin\' king of the hill and the hicks

I might never make a million

But I can feed all of my children

I’m locked and loaded, free and redneck rich

My Chevy’s loud as hell and I’m Earnhardt when I’m out here on the highway

Runnin\' from ol’ Smokey then I’m grave digger tearin\' up my red dirt driveway (tear it up!)

One man’s trailer trash is another man’s treasure

We’re out here gettin\' shipwrecked together

It’s a damn good time sippin\' on highlife champagne

I don’t drive a brand new truck

And I just don’t give enough

Of my paycheck to the church when I make it in

If I had it then I would

But there’s no money in my blood

Just a love for my country and my kin

My barn doors open up to a pond

And a 20 acre tobacco farm

I’m backwoods big pimpin\' king of the hill and the hicks

I might never make a million

But I can feed all of my children

I’m locked and loaded, free and redneck Rich

Wake up and roll in the dough to make biscuits

Then it’s beers-ness as usual with all my redneck misfits

You can call it what it is

But we’re damn proud of this

We’re locked and loaded and free and redneck rich

I don’t drive a brand new truck

And I just don’t give enough

Of my paycheck to the church when I make it in

if I had it then I would

But there’s no money in my blood

Just a love for my country and my kin

My barn doors open up to a pond

And a 20 acre tobacco farm

I’m backwoods big pimpin\' king of the hill and the hicks

I might never make a million

But I can feed all of my children

I’m locked and loaded, free and redneck Rich

Yea I\'m redneck rich