Luke Skywalker

I’m a smooth fly talker,

But when you see me — I’m Luke Skywalker.

Gettin’ wasted on a spaceship,

In an unidentified location,

Headin’ back from a Mars vacation.

You should’ve seen me with the aliens,

Kept bein’ silly and chillin’ with the reptilians.

Learned a million dollars’ worth of game,

Like Wallo and Gillie and…

The craft we poppin’ wheelies in

Probably cost a trillion.

Bringing gems back to Earth like meteorites.

My flows will hydrate — this is Pedialyte.

They was like, “Let’s see yo —

Rapper with the best fleaux —

Versus our extraterrestrials.”

Hands in the air like Jordan.

Said, “Beam me up, Scotty,”

Teleported my body.

Now they think I’m Illuminati.

One thing I noticed:

They always give you your roses

Before the Heaven closes and Hell frozes.

Unlike the hood where everybody gotta stick — like Moses.

That shit ain’t attractive…

I’m intergalactic.

I’m a smooth fly talker,

But when you see me — I’m Luke Skywalker.

From infinity and beyond,

But born in January.

The way the stars align?

That shit’s planetary.

Been to Middle Earth,

And Hell is kinda scary…

But the kingdoms are real fly in the land of fairies.

I can stay for dances — if given the chances

Or time travel back to Atlantis,

Where technology was destroyed,

Floods caused by asteroids.

Everybody mad quiet,

But someone has to voice:

“There he go!”

Only ninja spittin’ platitudes.

I’m such a radical — intergalactical —

With an alien attitude.

A mysterious, litty one,

Ready to break out of Area 51.

Went from UFOs to UAPs,

Could eradicate the dumb-dumbs — if you say please.

This that cosmic hip-hop

Mixed with fly culture.

May the force be with ya…

I’m Luke Skywalker.

I’m a smooth fly talker,

But when you see me — I’m Luke Skywalker.