Lot Lizard

I'm not a who, I'm a what

Back row, pickle park slut

Lot lizard, lot lizard

You made me this way

Daddy told me I was pretty

Mommy gave me her disease

Born a cold-blooded crack whore dinosaur

Turned me out on the streets

Cloaca moneymaker

Rig-to-rig and truck-to-truck

Working hard in the yard

Shit-pussy superstar

Looking for a dick to suck

I'm not a who, I'm a what

Back row, pickle park slut

Lot lizard, lot lizard

You made me this way

I don't want your fuckin' pity

Don't you pray for me

Ain't nobody gonna save me, shame me

This is how I want to be (Want to be)

A sleeper creeper

Want a handjob? Well, you're fucked

This lizard ass can multitask

But my arms aren't long enough

Na-na, na-na, na-na

Na-na-na, na-na, na-na

Breaker one-nine, this is Fruit Pie the Magician

I'm at the Judy Bloom Service Plaza

I'm looking for some commercial company

Pretty face and a big ol' waist, come on back

Makin' love behind the Love's

Get a Buc-ees suck and fuck

Want a Wawa chili dog?

We can do it in my truck

Doin' gay at the Flyin' J

Tits and ass at the old TA

Dump my load and drive away

Gotta do when I gotta do a doo-doo

I'll get your money

I will get your money

I'll get your money

I'll suck your dick

I'm not a who, I'm a what

Back row, pickle park slut

Lot lizard, lot lizard

You made me this way