One More Minute

Well I heard that you're leavin'

Gonna leave me far behind

'Cause you found a brand new lover

You decided that I'm not your kind

I erased (I erased) your name out (your name out) of my iPhone

And I tore all your pictures in two

And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go

Just because it reminds me of you

That's right, you ain't gonna see me cryin'

You ain't gonna break my heart in two

'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass

Than spend one more minute with you

I guess I might sound kinda bitter (bitter, oo)

You got me down in the dumps (down in the dumps)

'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love

And I have to use the self service pump

Oh honey, let me help you with your suitcase

You ain't gonna break my heart in two

'Cause I'd rather jam a hundred zillion razor blades in my face

Then spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork

Than have to ly beside you once again

I'd rather slam my fingers in a door

Again and again and again and again and again

I'd rather jump naked in a huge pile of thumbtacks

Stick my nostrils together with crazy glue

I'd rather clean all the bathrooms

In Grand Central Station with my tongue

Then spend one more minute with you

I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage

With my bare hands and then throw it on the ground

And stomp on it 'till I die

Then spend one more minute with you