I'll Find Another Way

I can find 30 different ways to mess things up

I'm gonna end up on the street with a paper cup

It's so damn easy says Linda (Ronstadt) and Warren (Zevon) too

I'm gonna find another way to upset you

It's so damn easy its easier done than said

You'd think a heavy weight champ had punched me in the head

Its about the best damn thing that I know how to do

I'm gonna find another way to upset you

Can't get that message, it seems that I'm deaf blind and dumb

Can't take a word you say like my brain's gone numb

If you can bear with me one day I know I'll come true

And then I'll find another way to upset you

I try and I try not to fall off that log

It seems there's nothing ever new, for this old dog

Even when I find a way to think things through

It seems I'll always find another day to upset you

It seems I'll find another way to upset you

Always gonna find another way to upset you