hahaha

When I thought I was having an asthma attack and I called 911

And the medic said, "The problem's in your head, it's not your lungs"

That wasn't fun

But now it's funny

When I learned my college boyfriend had been kissing other girls

Both girls were named Sophie, extroverts with perfect curls

It shook my world

But now it's funny

What doesn't kill you makes you laugh

Only a matter of when

Just wait until you're looking back

It's all funny in the end

It's all funny

It's all funny in the end

It's all funny

That wedding in New York, when I ignored a UTI

I got back to LA, my fever up to 105

I almost died

But now it's funny

That month in '22 when I refused to leave the house

My OCD convinced me I'd be safer breaking down than going-

Safer breaking down, than going- (safer breaking down)

Than going out

Isn't that so funny?

What doesn't kill you makes you laugh

Only a matter of when

Just wait until you're looking back

It's all funny in the end

It's all funny

When your heart is being broken, but you thought you'd get engaged

And you realize your most obvious tattoo was a mistake

And you're too upset to cry, or walk your dog, or wash your face

Just think about the story that you'll have

What doesn't kill you makes you laugh

Only a matter of when

Just wait until you're looking back

It's all funny in the end

It's all funny

It's all funny in the end

It's all funny

It's all funny in the end

It's all funny

(It's all so funny)