It's A Fact

Honey, then cocaine cowboys you've been two-stepping with

Ain't even from around here, they're just honky tonk tourists

drinking milkshake IPAs when there's plenty cold cans of Schlitz

They're all name brand and glitz, ain't a one got a lick of true grit

And it's a fact I ain't got that kind of cash to flash

But I can treat you so much better than that

And even though I ain't got the dough enough to make it rain

Honey, I can cook and clean and make love to you all night and all day

I confess them boys are well dressed and they're real fetching to the eye

Still they ain't got no manners and let me tell ya that shit don't fly

You're your own woman, smart and strong, it's the reason I fancy you so

I'd never try to tell you what to do, I'd just like you to know

That it's a fact I ain't got that kind of cash to flash

But I can treat you so much better than that

And even though I ain't got the dough enough to make it rain

Honey, I can cook and clean and make love to you all night and all day

Now, I ain't saying you ain't deserving of life's finer things

I'm just implying fine ain't defined by dollar signs and bling

I got a modest offer but it's true and it's one of a kind...

Honey, I can be your best friend and love you for the rest of our lives

And it's a fact I ain't got that kind of cash to flash

But I can treat you so much better than that

And even though I ain't got the dough enough to make it rain

Honey, I can cook and clean and make love to you all night and all day

That means I can cook you dinner then clean it up and we could cuddle all night and all day