Battle of Who Could Care Less

Do you not hear me anymore?

I know it's not your thing to care

I know it's cool to be so bored

Sucks me in when you're aloof

It sucks me in, it sucks it works

I guess it's cool to be alone

Will you never rest?

Fightin' the battle of who could care less

Every day you wake up late

Sometimes I wish I was that way

And you think Rockford Files is cool

But there are some things

That you would change if it were up to you

So think about your masterpiece

(Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah)

Watch the Rockford Files

And call to see if Paul can score some weed

Do you never rest?

Fight the battle of who could care less

Unearned unhappiness

Well, that's all right I guess

I've got this great idea

Why don't we pitch it to the Franklin fuckin' Mint?

Fine pewter portraits of general apathy and

Major boredom singin'

Whatever and ever, amen

Oh, well, maybe not, I'll try again

Well, this should cheer you up for sure

See, I've got your old ID

And you're all dressed up like the Cure

You never rest

Fight the battle of who could care less

Unearned unhappiness

You're my hero, I confess