Spaz Attack

I was going to this party the other night But I didn't want anybody to recognize me So, I decided to change my name To Nardo When I get there, this guy says "Hey, I know somebody who looks just like you" I said, "Oh yeah, so do I, but I guess I'm just not myself today" All of a sudden, this fully beautiful Tightly wrapped Venus DeMilo look-alike comes in When she walks by, I say "I think my imagination is starting to run wild" And she says, "I have the same problem with my cat" Soon as I heard her voice My lips started to go ballistic It could only be one thing Spaz attack (spaz attack) (Whoa!) Ooh, watch out baby, run for your life It's comin' on strong, sharp as a knife Don't stand up, just stand back 'Causе Nardo's havin' a spaz attack She says her name is Hеlga, the pony woman The first woman to ever say "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three do" So I tell her my name is Nardo Polo The greatest marble player who ever lived (Ooh) That's when I got this incredible urge to speak the language of love With a Texas accent "Boombada neckynada coma tally vous Rocken outta shooga baby, love me like ya do Love is the word, Nardo's the name Ask me again, I'll tell you the same" This could only be one thing Spaz attack (spaz attack) Whoa! Ooh, watch out baby, run for your life It's comin' on strong, sharp as a knife Don't stand up, just stand back 'Cause Nardo gave her a spaz attack Then she says, "I think the lights go out every time I blink And come back on again when I open my eyes So if the lights ever start to flicker You'll know I'm out of my blink sync" That's when my lips started to go ballistic And it could only be one thing Spaz attack (spaz attack) Whoa! Ooh, watch out baby, run for your life It's comin' on strong, sharp as a knife Don't stand up, just stand back 'Cause Nardo havin' a spaz attack "Boombada neckynada coma tally vous Rocken outta shooga baby, love me like ya do Love is the word, Nardo's the name Ask me again, I'll tell you the same" I have the same problem with my cat Two wrongs don't make a right, but three do The greatest marble player who ever lived I'm out of my blink sync